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- My sexual identity:
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- I’ve got bright blue eyes
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- Riding a horse
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Asheville is far from sexy. No type August 19, Benjamin J Bates August 19, Promise Boseman August 18, Susan August 17, So funny yet so true!! God, this was funny.
And also really well-written and funny! I love your writing! Cause of breakup: he never shares his cocaine with you. Very nice. So accurate, and funny as hell.
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Learn how your comment data is processed. It also has a jacuzzi and 14 acres. Yes, more cultural diversity is needed coming from the west its sad here. AF August 16, A little ageish, though.
His Tinder profile features shirtless mirror pics and photos of him with his ex, but you swipe right, because at this point, nothing turns you on more than a guy who has a stable source of income. When you tell him to drink some water, he tells you to suck a dick. Great writing and made me laugh out loud!
He constantly tried to only get hand and neck tattoos to make it seem like he had sleeves. I love how you read.
Cause of breakup: he gets too drunk at your birthday party and starts rapping in front of all your friends. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. She does not have good taste. Most likely has the last animal he had sex with on his chest. She spends her free time nurturing various addictions which include caffeine, the Internet, and Carly Rae Jepsen B-sides. I better get on this!
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Sharon August 17, Kelly August 17, MS August 17, Wrong I been to Asheville many times and never slept with one. Ever slept with a guy who keeps his dog on a chain? So without further ado, I present the 5 men you will sleep with before you leave Asheville. He pays, which is really hot until halfway through the date when you realize that he brought you to his actual place of work so he could get an employee discount on the booze.
The same limitating stereotypes fit the women of this town as well. The answer is no. You forget about the guy from shitty Florida with a neck tattoo that lies about living in Asheville and sleeps with married women only to take them down a drug induced ride of heroin based kiddie drugs while sleeping with every transvestite in town behind their back. Hilarious and spot on.
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Stephanie Rogers is a something human being living and existing in Asheville, North Carolina. Stop asking. You know the one.
Chris Woods August 19, Stephanie, you are observant, creative, and incredibly funny! Tags: aging crust punkAshevilleDouble CrownskateboarderSkateboardingyoga.
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Nathan Jaremsek August 17, I live in Asheville and I am none of thoes. Also he hates puppies, children, old people and only drives low rider trucks. Is this old age? Jessica August 17, Scarlote August 17, This was great.
Bravo, Stephanie! I have lived in Asheville for 11 years and have not dated a single one of these types of men.
He tells you that your aura is special, and that he wants to know the real you. He smells like patchouli but seems … sensual.
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God help us, this is scarily accurate. All that moaning must mean something, right?
You leave him for the sake of your physical, emotional and financial health. Sheri Larkin August 16, Gotta add in the Divorced Young dad because Asheville is where marriage comes to die!? This guy just changed his Instagram from a personal profile to a business profile, because he wants to start taking his potential role as a music industry influencer more seriously.
Bob Dobbs August 20, Big Al September 1, Normalcy can suck, sometimes. Asheville News. This is so scarily accurate that I gasped. Cause of breakup: He blows up at you for making fun of his music and his weird relationship with his mom, then storms out to go microdose mushrooms at the corner bar.
Alex Pappas August 17, Alex August 17, Trulyyours August 16, Robbie August 16, Nathan August 16, LGracie August 16, Nancy Lindell August 16, Echoing Laura — the is terrifyingly accurate. Next Article.
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